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Paddy celebrates ...

Started by XH558, Tuesday,December 03, 2013, 12:54:37

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Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick';s Day.
Mick, the bartender says, ';You';ll not be drinking anymore tonight, Paddy';..
Paddy replies, ';OK Mick, I';ll be on my way then';.
Paddy spins around on his stool and steps off.
He falls flat on his face.
';Shoite'; he says and pulls himself up by the stool and dusts himself off.
He takes a step towards the door and falls flat on his face,
';Shoite,Shoite!';
He looks to the doorway and thinks to himself that if he can just get to the door and some fresh air he';ll be fine.
He belly crawls to the door and shimmies up to the door frame.
He sticks his head outside and takes a deep breath of fresh air, feels much better and takes a step out onto The sidewalk and falls flat on his face.
';Bi';Jesus... I';m friggin'; fooked,'; he says.
He can see his house just a few doors down, and crawls to the door, hauls himself up the door frame, opens the door and shimmies inside.
He takes a look up the stairs and says ';No f... way'.
He crawls up the stairs to his bedroom door and says ';I can just make it to the bed';.
He takes a step into the room and falls flat on his face.
He says ';f... It' and falls into bed.

The next morning, his wife, Jess, comes into the room carrying a cup of coffee and says, ';Get up Paddy - Did you have a bit to drink last night?';

Paddy says, ';I did, Jess. I was f...in'; ******. But how did you know?';

';Mick phoned. You left your wheelchair at the pub.';