hahaha----read with caution,you are warned !!!!!

[fruitsalad]

erectus trouserius or the trouser snake is the world most dangerous snake.  colour varies from pink to black. its fangless,average length 5-6 inches (although some are said to reach 8 inches depending on honesty of its owner) it appears usually in the bedrooms attacking women in the mouth or lower abdominal area, its highly venomous spit can cause swelling lasting nine months! some mutant species are also known to attack men from behind.  :evil