Beautiful Chinglish

[Two-Six]

I just got send a Banggood mailshot one of the things was a mini wind powered LED, it looked interesting so I clicked.  Check out the description of it.  I honestly love the way Chinese gets translated into English sometimes.
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Specification
Wind leaf diameter: The diameter of 62mm
Generator size:The diameter of 20mm×37mm(excluding put tail, put tail 42 mm in length)
The generator shaft:The diameter of 1.5mm×10mm
Carrying pole size:The diameter of 4mm×63mm
Color: As shown in picture

Features
a.The world's smallest wind turbines, the wind turbine can turn 360 degrees in any, is the direction because of the wind
b.Automatically by the wind power generation to two blue leds, a green LED to light up the LED. With their mouths, and put
c.Under the fan blowing can bright LED is very good interpretation principle of wind power, education understanding of the concept of environmental protection products.

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Awwww blessss

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[Bad Raven]

And recently....... Banggood again................

"Your have been received your products.Thank you for your pruching."

[Dickw]

I have some "bone conduction" type bluetooth headphones that work just fine for my modelling use giving me telemetry from my Tx and glider and phone app via bluetooth, but right at the end of the brief instructions is the fascinating section:-

"Use Headphones
Insert the plug of the USB headset line into the USB, bluetooth headphones will have his voice, may ears calls or appreciate the stereo music."

One day I might try it 

Dick

[Bad Raven]

"Dierction open the battery door, as instructed by machine back into the battery can be used."

"Adjustment is not numerical value of the project"


Que?

[Bad Raven]

Apparantly a RC Helicopter Banggood are selling "can do brush pot and other stunts"

Incredible, they have made them into artists now..................   

Nope, I could'nt work out what they meant either, maybe they are just stirring it?...........   

OK, I'll go to the naughty step.............

[Bad Raven]

Classic today, clearing out a deceased's stuff I found a "STV2.3" Servo Tester.

It has three modes as all do, and apparantly is:-

Smart, Convenient and HOMMIZATION

I cannot even BEGIN to understand what was meant!! 

[Bad Raven]

And recently....... Banggood again................

"Your have been received your products.Thank you for your pruching."

And I'm STILL getting these...........   

[Bad Raven]

Just been offered a die cast bus toy for 4-11 age group by TEMU.  Should I feel insulted?   

Anyway, its  a "Boris Bus" lookalike available in four colours, Red, Green, Blue and Pink

The individual photographs side advert states  "CITY BUS  BUE TO THE FUTURE"

while the composite pic of all together shows their side ads as "CITY BUS  BUS TO THE FUTURE".

And the pink one has sold out first............ damn.........