Old Ned

[XH558]

Old Ned was a stalwart of the local darts team and was a widower approaching his 90th birthday.

All his darts team friends got together and were thinking what they could get for Ned to mark his special day.

Someone suggested a high class prostitute as his poor wife had been dead many years and he was on his own and they all thought this a brilliant idea.

So they contacted a local girl who was renowned for her class, her poise and elegance. They asked what her services were and the costs. She said it was £200 for straight sex and £300 for Super Sex.

They all agreed that Ned deserved the Super Sex option so paid up and it was arranged.

On his birthday the girl arrived at his front door and told him she was his birthday present from all his friends and she was here to give him Super Sex.

Ned looked thoughtful for a moment and then said.

"I'll have the soup."