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Offline Andy7

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Caution - silly joke, do not open!
« on: October 09, 2017, 21:08:39 »
Why do Norwegian warships all have barcodes on the side of them?

So that when they come into port they can Scandinavian.

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Re: Caution - silly joke, do not open!
« Reply #1 on: October 09, 2017, 21:39:35 »
Jesus, I almost want to hit "Like" on that joke, Just so I can "Unlike" it straight away afterwards !  :laugh:

Mind you, If we';re doing bad jokes.........

"The wife suggested we try a little doctors and nurses role play in the bedroom last night....... All was going great until I diagnosed her as being clinically obese".
A really bad day of flying is still ten times better than a good day at work.

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Re: Caution - silly joke, do not open!
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2017, 08:58:37 »
When they called you a "wit" they were half right.. :laugh:
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Re: Caution - silly joke, do not open!
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2017, 22:32:58 »
I broke up with my girlfriend when I found out she used to walk the streets and f*ck people for money.

I could never forgive her for being a traffic warden !
A really bad day of flying is still ten times better than a good day at work.

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Re: Caution - silly joke, do not open!
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2017, 05:24:37 »
Ok if we're getting silly what about. ....

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?

He won the "no-bell" prize! :whistling:
With all the beautiful things in the world,  only man could invent boredom.

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Re: Caution - silly joke, do not open!
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2017, 06:09:28 »
What's the difference between NO from a woman and NO from a bloke???












Well when it's about SEX
No from a woman means definitely NOT
From a bloke it means maybe........ Oh go on then ::)
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Re: Caution - silly joke, do not open!
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2017, 06:15:52 »
I've bought a second hand ladder that was once owned by Chris Barrie's next door neighbor's old window cleaner........ which apparently means I am now eligible to be a contestant on next years I'm a celebrity !
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Re: Caution - silly joke, do not open!
« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2017, 06:44:05 »
I got pulled over by a female police officer. When I rolled down my window and asked what was wrong, she took a deep breath, sighed at me and said "NOTHING!".
A really bad day of flying is still ten times better than a good day at work.

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Re: Caution - silly joke, do not open!
« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2017, 07:52:07 »
As a pilot it's always important to keep your passengers from panicking.
So, When asked "If both the engines fail, how far can this plane go?" It turns out that "Some of it might make it a good 5 feet into the ground !" is not an appropriate answer.
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Re: Caution - silly joke, do not open!
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2017, 14:58:51 »


A woman walks past a building site and one of the workers leans out a window and gives her a wolf whistle.
later  in a local café the bloke is having lunch when the woman approaches him and asks, are you the bloke who whistled at me?  Yes darlin he replies I'm a sparky and if you ever need you tits pat tested I'm your man.
 The woman looks at him and says that's good ,perhaps I can help sort you out one day,she then gives him her business card  and walks out.
On returning to site looking puzzled one of his mates asks what's the matter, the sparky explains what had happened and says he doesn't understand, and hand the card to his mate  who bursts out laughing..
On the card is the woman's name and her qualification.
Gynaecologist!!!
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Re: Caution - silly joke, do not open!
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2017, 07:36:54 »
How do you milk sheep?

Release another iPhone.
A really bad day of flying is still ten times better than a good day at work.